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Product Features:
• Vibrant LED neon lights
• Various sizes available to fit any space
• 24 color options, including a multi-color setting
• Safe for indoor use
• Includes easy-to-follow installation instructions
Why You'll Love It:
• Unique Design: Exclusive to our store, this sign is a conversation starter
• Versatile Decor: Ideal for dorm rooms, home bars, man caves, or any space needing a touch of humor
• Energy-Efficient: LED technology ensures long-lasting illumination without high energy costs
• Customizable: Choose from 24 colors or opt for the multi-color option to match your mood or decor
Perfect For:
• College students looking to add personality to their dorm
• Home bar enthusiasts wanting to set the right mood
• Anyone seeking a fun, motivational piece of wall art
This neon sign combines humor, style, and functionality to create a standout decor piece. Whether you're hosting a party or enjoying a quiet night, this sign will remind you that life's best stories often start with a bit of indulgence. Crafted with attention to detail and built to last, it's more than just a light – it's a lifestyle statement.
Transform your space with this witty, eye-catching neon sign, and let the good times (and great stories) begin!
Sizing chart for Alcohol Because No Great Story Started With Eating A Salad Neon Sign:
- Small > Width 20" (50cm) x Height 11" (26cm)
- Medium > Width 29.5" (75cm) x Height 16" (39cm)
- Large > Width 40" (100cm) x Height 21" (52cm)
- XL > Width 47" (125cm) x Height 26" (65cm)
- 2XL > Width 59" (150cm) x Height 31" (78cm)
- 3XL > Width 79" (200cm) x Height 41" (104cm)
- 4XL > Width 99" (250cm) x Height 51" (130cm)
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Technical Details

Remote & Plug
Every neon sign order comes with a remote and plug suited to your region and country

Easy to Install
We provide detailed installation instructions available for viewing and download from our website

Quality Components
Our neon signs are made with the highest quality electrical components and materials

Made by Experts
Our team of engineers have decades of experience in designing and crafting neon signs
Benefits

Free Shipping
We provide FREE express post shipping for all orders. We use US, FedEx and DHL

2-Year Warranty
We provide a comprehensive 2-year wrranty on all neon signs