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Alcohol Because No Great Story Started With Eating A Salad

Regular price USD $531
Regular price Sale price USD $531
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Color: White
Size: 40" x 20" (Width & Height :: 100cm x 52cm)

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Bring a splash of wit and illumination to your home with our exclusive Alcohol Because No Great Story Started With Eating A Salad neon sign. This eye-catching piece is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and a great drink.

Product Features:
• Vibrant LED neon lights
• Various sizes available to fit any space
• 24 color options, including a multi-color setting
• Safe for indoor use
• Includes easy-to-follow installation instructions

Why You'll Love It:
• Unique Design: Exclusive to our store, this sign is a conversation starter
• Versatile Decor: Ideal for dorm rooms, home bars, man caves, or any space needing a touch of humor
• Energy-Efficient: LED technology ensures long-lasting illumination without high energy costs
• Customizable: Choose from 24 colors or opt for the multi-color option to match your mood or decor

Perfect For:
• College students looking to add personality to their dorm
• Home bar enthusiasts wanting to set the right mood
• Anyone seeking a fun, motivational piece of wall art

This neon sign combines humor, style, and functionality to create a standout decor piece. Whether you're hosting a party or enjoying a quiet night, this sign will remind you that life's best stories often start with a bit of indulgence. Crafted with attention to detail and built to last, it's more than just a light – it's a lifestyle statement.

Transform your space with this witty, eye-catching neon sign, and let the good times (and great stories) begin!


Sizing chart for Alcohol Because No Great Story Started With Eating A Salad Neon Sign:
  1. Small > Width 20" (50cm) x Height 11" (26cm)
  2. Medium > Width 29.5" (75cm) x Height 16" (39cm)
  3. Large > Width 40" (100cm) x Height 21" (52cm)
  4. XL > Width 47" (125cm) x Height 26" (65cm)
  5. 2XL > Width 59" (150cm) x Height 31" (78cm)
  6. 3XL > Width 79" (200cm) x Height 41" (104cm)
  7. 4XL > Width 99" (250cm) x Height 51" (130cm)
Note: All of our signs are custom made from scratch and measurements can vary 1-2" (2-5cm).

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Easy to Install

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Our team of engineers have decades of experience in designing and crafting neon signs

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Free Shipping

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2-Year Warranty on all neon signs

2-Year Warranty

We provide a comprehensive 2-year wrranty on all neon signs

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Easy to follow installation instructions

How to Install a Neon Sign

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We provide downloadable PDF instructions, that should take 15-20 minutes to complete.

Neon color palette

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Choosing the colors of LED to use in a neon sign can be tricky.

We provide a percise color palette, with examples of actual neon signs in each color.